Toffee was mad that he couldn’t fit in the kitten house so he squished it
the second cat looking at the camera like “do you see this bullshit?”
with all the shit going on in the world right now, i wouldn’t be surprised if hydra was real
"Anna, you can’t marry someone you just met."
Oh my God.
No! Drop it! Put it back where you found it! Good girl. Haha this is brilliant.
Speaking of amazing fictional ladies
I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that
I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.
I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG
"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
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